Hello Peeps!
It's a Super Duper weekend!! We got's lottsa snacks and good food to eat and we're staying nice and warm inside! The temp is going down to 8 degrees tonight and the wind is kicking up a bit.--I love staying toasty with Lovie and eating good foods I'm fixing some hot wings right now even as we speak! I just ate some of that Jezabel Sauce that I posted a while back and it is YUMMO! I made some ranch dip this morning and Lovie and I are devoting the whole weekend to snackin for the the SuperBowl even though we aint gonna watch the game.
Hey you ever wonder how many of you there are in the world? Well one of my friends sent me a cool site and guess what? I discovered that there is only one PolarBear in the world and I'm it! As for my real name... well there are 5 of us in the world and using my nickname, there are 155 of us!
Give it a try! Click here!
HOWMANY?ps: In case it does't work go to: http://ww2.howmanyofme.com/
Kinda cool huh?
Well... I was thinking weird thoughts again and thought I'd pose some questions to you.
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's or apes, why are they still here?
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? What if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant, do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a prison, which one would it get sent to?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
If Winnie the Pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of Childrens Tylenol?
I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Why do blacklights look purple?
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes when they blow their nose?
Why can't liquor freeze?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
Do cows have calf muscles?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Did you sing Yankee Doodle a few seconds ago? Yeah.... I thought so!
That's it for me! Have a fantabulous Saturday! I'll check in later and maybe even post a song for Bella's Saturday Night Fever if I can ever get it to work!---
Peace OUT!!!!!
PolarB ;)
