Hey Peeps! I know Rita had a post last week about how everyone hates Mondays... so I thought I'd give you a chuckle or two and whet your appetite with a few photos.... Are ya ready???
Life Explained...
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog Gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
Okay..... so did that give you at least a crack of a smile??? Come on now!! It's Monday but it ain't that bad... after all you're still breathing right?
Okay... so as promised... here are a few photos for you.... the rest I am still editing and downloading but more to follow very soon!
These are my little Forget-Me-Not flowers... they are so dainty and beautiful!
This was Easter and the sky was so beautiful...
This is a new plant we just put in... Lily of the Valley.
This is my Budda that I love that is sitting in my Oriental garden bed which is just now starting to look good.
These are buds from my CrabApple tree. The tree was beautiful this year.
This little honey bee was enjoying the Japenese Cherry trees which are in full bloom right now.
And of course, those of you who know me, know that I have a wacky sense of humor.... this is our tree in the backyard that we added the face to and we always wait to see if someone notices it or not...it's kinda funny when they do!
Okay.... so did that whet your appetite? More to follow and they are really great ones.... Hope you enjoyed these... oh and BTW.... Happy Monday!
Bear Hugs!
PolarB ;)
